This post refers to a previous version of MOT and likely does not reflect its current design.

Have you noticed the changing of the banner images at the top of MaustsOnToast? MaustsOnToast.com: now with a 5 image banner! We are glad to be ever improving our site. In fact, the gentrification was indubitably brought on by one of our new, favorite websites: Hayestack.co.uk. The Hayestack is a cornucopia of luscious Internet feastings. For all things Hayes family (Nigel, Georgina, Simon, Sally, Hannah, Emily & Drew), the Hayestack is your one-stop Hayes mart.

Meanwhile back at the ranch. Let me take a moment to identify the five new pictures in the banner above (from left to right):

1. Us @ 6am preparing to embark on our 4th of July trip to Wrightsville Beach with Geth & Katie, of which there are 50 freshly added pictures to the photo gallery.
2. Emily about to masticate a little, poonum octopus at La Foresta Italian restaurant in Wake Forest on our visit there with Hannah.
3. Dressed to the nines at my cousin Joel’s wedding in Virginia Beach (more pictures in photo gallery).
4. Me with my parents’ recently acquired Yorkie Shih Tzu puppy, Lexie.
5. Us at a Waffle House. Notice carefully that we are wearing our hats upside down so the WH emblem becomes HM (her majesty)!

Alright.