I don't know about you, but the thought of being able to travel back in time absolutely thrills me. I keep telling Emily that if they–whoever they may be–come out with a time machine, I want one for my birthday. Will they come out with one? Well, the Wikipedia tells me it's possible, and as a previous coworker and friend of mine says, "if it's on the Internet, it must be true." Will to God that it is; but in the meantime, I've developed my own, private method of time travel. Some of you may be familiar with it while some may be very unfamiliar, but nonetheless I'm sure you all will agree that reading a book serves well the purpose of time-travel until Steve Jobs and the folks at Apple release the iTravel.