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><channel><title>MaustsOnToast &#187; holiday</title> <atom:link href="http://maustsontoast.com/tag/holiday/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://maustsontoast.com</link> <description>Drew, Emily and Poppy Maust</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:45:55 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=abc</generator> <item><title>First Fourth of July</title><link>http://maustsontoast.com/2009/first-fourth-of-july</link> <comments>http://maustsontoast.com/2009/first-fourth-of-july#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:33:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>drew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Drew and Emily]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Media]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[concert]]></category> <category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category> <category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><guid
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For Poppy&#8217;s first Fourth of July we decided to go exploring with our new little, week-old gal. During the beautiful 90F heat we headed out to Falls Lake, only about a 15 minute drive from Wake Forest. Swimmers and beach bums flooded the beach as the day went on. Only 10 or so minutes into [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
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/> For Poppy&#8217;s first Fourth of July we decided to go exploring with our new little, week-old gal. During the beautiful 90F heat we headed out to Falls Lake, only about a 15 minute drive from Wake Forest. Swimmers and beach bums flooded the beach as the day went on. Only 10 or so minutes into our own beach lounging our umbrella got gangled by the wind. We then moved under some shade trees to relax for the rest of the afternoon where we napped, <a
href="http://maustsontoast.com/gallery?g2_itemId=24417">took photos</a>, and entertained Poppy as much as she would let us.</p><p>About the time we got hungry we headed home to search the cupboards. We were home only long enough to get geared up to set out on the next leg of our Fourth of July journey: The North Carolina Symphony&#8217;s free Independence Day concert at the outdoor Booth Amphitheater in Cary (about a 40 min drive west of where we live). We saw online that this concert year after year is acclaimed the best free thing in the area to do on the Fourth. Even better, as the last note of the symphony was sounding, the fireworks began! Check out the two videos below. All in all it was a tiring but exciting day of exploring new things we our new Poppy.<span
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[<p> July fourth we went with some friends to Lake Gaston, NC. Big ups to Marla for the lake house! Yes, please. Yes, thank you! You can see videos of me jumping into tubes in the lake on the videos page as well as 80 some pictures in the photo gallery.</p><p> &#160;</p><p> This past Monday, July 7th, was the first annual Town House Party. I debuted my wicked mixing skills by playing some banging house and electro tunes. I was hoping Emily would catch a video of me djing but I think she was too busy mingling and playing Wii. Oh well. You can still see some pictures from the shindig in the photo gallery.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>July fourth we went with some friends to Lake Gaston, NC. Big ups to Marla for the lake house! Yes, please. Yes, thank you! You can see videos of me jumping into tubes in the lake on the videos page as well as 80 some pictures in the photo gallery.</p><p>This past Monday, July 7th, was the first annual Town House Party. I debuted my wicked mixing skills by playing some banging house and electro tunes. I was hoping Emily would catch a video of me djing but I think she was too busy mingling and playing Wii. Oh well. You can still see some pictures from the shindig in the photo gallery.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://maustsontoast.com/2008/lake-marstar-town-house-party/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Dinner</title><link>http://maustsontoast.com/2008/OLD182</link> <comments>http://maustsontoast.com/2008/OLD182#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>drew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><guid
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isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>By way of introduction for the uninitiated, let&#39;s define black Friday (a.k.a today). &#34;<strong>Black Friday</strong>, the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, is historically one of the busiest retail shopping days of the year. Many consider it the &#39;official&#39; beginning to the holiday season. Most retailers will open very early and usually provide massive discounts on their products&#34; (<a
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