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Our Inaugural Thoughts

By Drew On January 20, 2009 · 1 Comment · In Drew and Emily

We have a new president.
Emily said:
“Aretha, you wear that hat girl!”
“Aretha’s past her time.”
Drew said:
“Warren didn’t just invoke Jesus’ name, but in Arabic!”
“I was expecting a rapper when she said ‘Yo-Yo Ma’.”
“This arrangement of Simple Gifts is dirty.”
Paul Edwards via Twitter said:
“Michelle Obama is the new Diana.”

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American Flag Retirement Ceremony

By Drew On November 24, 2008 · 1 Comment · In Random, Video

How is one supposed to properly dispose of an American flag? Can you just throw it in a dumpster? Sure you can, but here’s the correct way to put a worn out star-spangled banner to rest:
“The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed [...]

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Save Us from Ourselves

By Drew On November 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment · In Random

From Dr. Al Mohler’s blog:
May God grant us mercy and grace as we seek to fulfill our responsibilities as citizens — and our responsibilities as Christians.  This world is not our home, but we do bear responsibilities as followers of Christ as we are living here.
May God bless America, not because this nation deserves to [...]

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Britain is Repossessing America

By Drew On August 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment · In Random

Ben Witherington, Professor of New Testament at Asbury Seminary in Kentucky, has posted a cute little ditty on his blog outlining a proposed repossession of America by Britain. Read it here.
When pressed for comment, Sir Nigel D concluded, “Quite right and jolly good show.  Let’s bring back the British Empire while we’re at it, eh, [...]

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