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En Angleterre – Parks and Recreation (Part 2)

Well, what do you think we did the first full day back in the UK? Headed over to Olivia’s house for a cuddle, that’s what! Chez Olivia, we found not just a cuddle buddy, but a reading buddy: the ever popular Uncle Simon. He’s not just any ordinary uncle, he’s magnetic. Our kids have always […]

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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is thanks to Simon who swears that this is not a good representation of West
Virginians:

 

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"