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Kid in King Arthur’s Court
1 minuteRemember this Disney film from 1995? If you know nothing else of the film, you might recall the premise of a teenage Californian baseball player falling into an abyss during an earthquake. The light at the end of the tunnel drops him on top of the Black Knight in the middle of a Middle-Aged field. […]
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Emily Goes Blonde
1 minuteYou’ve got to see it to believe it: Emily has gone blonde! The once chocolate beauty is now a blonde beauty. Need more proof? See the bodacious, buxom blonde posing in her eponymous photo album in our gallery, Emily’s New Look.
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Somethin’ Crazy, Somethin’ Funky
1 minuteAfter the opening episode of the sixth season of America Idol tonight, Emily and I feel in good spirits to offer MaustsOnToast (and its faithful readers) an overactive pituitary gland amount of updates. Namely and firstly, we've uploaded several hundred new photos to our picture gallery; including, but not limited pictures of: Thanksgiving, Christmas, Emily's new look (yes, new look!), Ice skating, my cousin's wedding and more!
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A Birthday Fit for an Emily
1 minuteHappy Birthday Peanut!!! Leave your birthday wishes/greetings/presents here for the birthday girl.